Thursday, May 28, 2009

Funny Crappy Chinglish by a Hong Kong Girl

I read this funny post about a Hong Kong Chinese girl complaining about being rejected from the Miss Hong Kong pageant. Here is the Chinglish letter I found from this source:

我是 (I am) Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview-- most very not poliite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor." Also say my English bad… hurt die me. Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma. One girl is a博士 (Dr.) student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad. We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei. Waste time!
dou ng fair gei!

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Unless you are Chinese, there's no way you can understand this.


  1. Geez, I can totally see why she didn't get a second interview. She would have a great chance at Miss L (loser) though.

  2. I remembered during the first interview, the judges wouldn't talk to you. In the first interview you have 1 min to present yourself and you're out of there (imagine close to 2000 candidates that they have to interview!!!) ..and there's no way they can realize whether your english is good or bad because you'll be presenting yourself in chinee.
    Is no good to jok a story to make miss hong kong bad lor, no need ga wor, gum ng gwai dak ji the people inch her and ng accept her la...!!!!